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		<title>Pinoy Sablay(Fail) Quotes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Common mistakes pinoys do when speaking or translating into English. This usually happens when you try to directly translate Filipino words into English. I couldn&#8217;t care a damn! What&#8217;s your next class before this? Nothing in this world is perfect except the word &#8220;change&#8221;. *Nothing in this world is constant&#8230; Can you repeat that for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Common mistakes pinoys do when speaking or translating into English.</strong></p>
<p>This usually happens when you try to directly translate Filipino words into English.</p>
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<li>I couldn&#8217;t care a damn!</li>
<li>What&#8217;s your next class before this?</li>
<li>
<p>Nothing in this world is perfect except the word &#8220;change&#8221;.<br />
 *Nothing in this world is constant&#8230;</p>
</li>
<li>Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?</li>
<li>My dad brought home a lot of hand-me-downs.<br />
 *pinoy: Daming pasalubong ng tatay ko.</li>
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<li>Standard and Chartered Bank</li>
<li>I&#8217;m very iterated!<br />
 *pinoy: Galit ako!</li>
<li>I&#8217;m sorry, my boss just passed away.<br />
 *pinoy: Kakadaan lang ng boss ko., &#8230;just passed by</li>
<li>Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?</li>
<li>What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?<br />
 *eruption not erection</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t touch me not!</li>
<li>(on the phone)Hello?&#8230; For a while, please hang yourself&#8230;<br />
 *hang on&#8230;</li>
<li>It&#8217;s spilled milk under the bridge.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t change anything! Keep it at ease.</li>
<li>Hello McDo? Mag-i-inquire lang ako kung magkano ang kidney meal?<br />
 *It&#8217;s kiddie meal.</li>
<li>You! You&#8217;re not a boy anymore! You&#8217;re a man anymore!</li>
<li>Out of fit ako these days eh.<br />
 *pinoy: Hindi ako nakakapag-exercise.</li>
<li>Come, let&#8217;s join us.</li>
<li>Bring down the house down.</li>
<li>I&#8217;m the world champion of the world.</li>
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